What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 00:58
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
What is the difference between the Bible and the Qur'an?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
How do you identify a woman player?
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Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
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At least until the peyote kicks in ...
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Make Nazis afraid again!
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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.